A caregiver for my mentally reduced 97 year old mother-in-law set up a laptop to show movies and it turns out her favorite was, tada, Braveheart! She watched it over and over.
So we had to watch it, too. The thing is like 3 effing hours long. 30 minutes of romance, 30 minutes riding horses, and 2 hours of people getting their heads stove in with axes.
Then basically a crucifixion only horizontal rather than vertical because anything more would just be too much.